December 2011
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ctdrll:
Merry Christmas y’all
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
kristenisafaggot:
can i just not go to school
can i just rot in my room until i die
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
noplaceforagirlonfire:
sylverlining:
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the-vashta-nerada:
fun fact about the human body!
if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
you would have enough
to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good...”
– The Doctor, Vincent and The Doctor (via nerdsofdoom)
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me: oh that was awkward and embarrassing, let's forget all about it
mind: lol no i'm going to replay it just when you feel good about yourself or bad about yourself or when you're bored and trying to fall asleep and whenever i want
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fiorenzaaa:
LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE UNTIL APRIL
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year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
imfamousontumblr:
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
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